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1.原谅我给不了你永恒的承诺,但我会给你我的一生。

2.情断了,绑不住,试着放手,走与不走,留与不留,我不想懂。

3.生命最后一天,我希望我先走或与你一起离开。

4.开始比结束快乐。你的爱让我不知所措。

5.因为今生挥霍只为你,我已经决定要爱你,就不会轻易放弃。

6也许是怪我太过于懦弱,始终无法对你倾诉自己的心。

7夜难眠,想君何时还;夜孤寂,想君何处立;夜漫长,想君欲断肠。

8我就像你送的巧克力,在你的口中被融化。

9多想和你并肩走上那条山路,有蓝天,有白云,有柔风,还有我和你。

10虽然我不信教,但我还要感谢上帝让我在茫茫人海中认识了你。

11蝶爱,永恒的美丽短暂,但我用尽全身的力气去爱you照顾you.

12谁说you做的菜难以下咽?I will每日回家吃晚饭!

13爱了you那么久,只终于等到yousecondly,怎么会轻易放手?

14陪 you to you think go places,用心 walk through our life's remaining journey.

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16think about your heart is really can't be replaced by a sentence.

17some people are destined to wait for others,some people are destined to be waited for by others.

18if you need me love you billion years I'll accompany you until the end of time! sorry, I love you!

19waiting for waiting very tired,wanting loving this heart not change

20your skin is bad,you have time I'll give you facial till then listen carefully

21as long as yout're fine that's sunshine;as long as yout're happy I'll be happy too .sorry ,I love u .

22i like the color of the sky, the taste of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice

23i'm looking forward to slowly recalling those so-called memories

24my dream lover has hair just like yours - black and shiny

25even if all world betray u,i will stand behind u against all world

26u r wind i am sand,u r toothpaste i am brush,u r dates i am melon,u don't luv me i**it

27with ur presence my sky stars shine brighter

28u dare bet yr future happiness on me?i dare risk everything with u till we win together never lose.

29ur words are locked in my memory now keep it safe forever please

30like a cactus in this desert land that hurts but still worth it 4 u

31in world of love,you r unique one 4 me

32there R two things can change U -time & tribulation

33happiness is gift-secret: no expecting only enjoy when it comes

34thinking about ur smile thinking about happiness given by U.

35happiness isn't complicated at all-just right timing & being w/ right person

36u R ray hope n power 2me b/c U exist

37smile @U though no word said bt feel already waited long enough

38valentine's day wanna b fish cooked by U-boiled or steamed then lie quietly in Ur warm belly .

39only want hold Ur hand watch Ur eyes barefoot stroll along beach alone because only U.

40where R U? lonely here thinking bout YU!

41we usually ignore those who care 4 us while caring fr those who ignore us

42loving YU means loving myself-love myself means loving YU since YU&I are ONE

43being w/ someone makes life happier-don't force more than that.

44always thought strong-but after losing strong heart.U come back?

45whatever good or bad always hope stay w/ YU!

46w/oYUr presence daily sunrise/sunset becomes meaningful event.

47no matter past/present/future-I just want You!

48even without Your company nearby still obsessed with You.

49romance is heaven-marriage earth.Will hold hands through heaven & earth eternity!